MY SPACE IMPORTS (sick of My Space)

05 Nov 2007

Ahhh "A case of the Mondays"
Current mood: sad
Category: sad Life

Today at work, I was on a call with a guy we had to book a guy to go to his house cause I couldn't fix his problem from the office. I was ok well we can't book it for tomorrow cause tomorrow is Saturday ... the guy laughed and reminded me it was only Monday... I was sad.

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31 Oct 2007

re-newed blog
Current mood: accomplished

I was just thinking about the one snotty brat that came trick or treating at Tonis place last night when i remembered i wrote about it on here and then i thought man i need to start writing shit down again so i can remeber all the fun stuff i do

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10 Apr 2007

Remember Current mood: forgetful Category: forgetful Pets and Animals Jared: "This is my new cat: Little Jerry Seindfeild" Vern: picks him up, pets him and says "He's Cute, hey Bern, remember that time we got in a fight and I threw a cat at you?" 11:10 - 0 Comments - 0 Kudos - Add Comment - Edit - Remove

learn Current mood: amused Learnt a valuable lesson this weekend: If people are drinking a crap load of rye don't let them fix your car, especially the breaks!! 11:06 - 2 Comments - 2 Kudos - Add Comment - Edit - Remove

30 Mar 2007

short people creep me out Category: Fashion, Style, Shopping What height qualifies a person as a miget? I think anything under 5'5" should be quailified as a miget. People under that height should have to go live on an island, preferably PEI. There is this chick on the bus that I'm so afraid I'm going to step on her and squash her... she's tiny ..If this was back in the cave man days she would totally be the first to get eaten by a lion cause her legs are like 2ft and have you ever seen a miget run ?? But I bet she can get her pants on like really fast .... Currently listening : Renegades By Rage Against the Machine Release date: 05 December, 2000 9:18 - 3 Comments - 0 Kudos - Add Comment - Edit - Remove

28 Mar 2007

Tire Current mood: sleepy Category: Life Holy shit balls... am I ever tired today! Wish I could sleep as soon as I get home but NO I have to have an obsession with America's Next Top Model and have to watch that. On a TV related note I should totally cancel my cable as I don't remember the last time I even watched TV (besides America's Next Top Model and that's on peasant view) ... but then again I do like to waste money on stupid shit ..like $70 in one month on text messages Currently listening : Give It Away By Red Hot Chili Peppers Release date: 27 November, 1991 10:50 - 0 Comments - 0 Kudos - Add Comment - Edit - Remove

27 Mar 2007

WALMART FINALLY GOT ME !!!! Current mood: cynical Category: Fashion, Style, Shopping I hate Walmart and I avoid it like the plague, but Saturday I found myself stuck! I was running late going to a 2 year olds birthday in Airdrie and I still hadn't gotten her a present !! I was going up deerfoot towards Airdrie and I saw it "WALMART" I was like god damn it !!!! I didn't know what else to do and I couldn't go to a freaking 2 year olds party with out a present. I pulled off the 64th exit and headed to the Walmart. I was cursing the whole time..freaking stupid walmart..errr errr errrr.. so I probably wasn't in the best mood ever while going in; anyways I dashed to the toy isle got some age appropriate toys for the 2 year old; dashed again over to the card/ gift bag area to get those. Then dashed to the line and came to a halt! The experience till then wasn't too bad, the toy sections and the card sections were both well labeled so I had no problems there but that line up !!! After waiting forever, I finally made it to the cashier and what do I get ??? freaking attitude from the freaking cashier Bernie : "Could you please just put the stuff in that gift bag? " (mostly cause I didnt want anyone to know I shopped at walmart and a little bit to save a plastic tree) Cashier: while rolling her eyes "please" Bernie: "I said please" Cashier: while standing there staring at me and not moving "I didn't hear it" Bernie: "I don't care, PLEASE hurry the fuck up!!" I don't care how many 2 year olds go without presents from me I'm never going to the freaking Walmart again!! 10:48 - 2 Comments - 4 Kudos - Add Comment - Edit - Remove

ERRRR Current mood: annoyed Category: Life Last night I could feel myself coming out of my winter, everyone should get the hell outta my way and go die, mood. I felt like I would wake up and the sun would be shining and the birds singing and everything would be merry and bright... but then I woke up and all hopes of my spring, happy go lucky & everyone eat drink and be merry, mood had been buried!! 10:46 - 0 Comments - 0 Kudos - Add Comment - Edit - Remove

26 Mar 2007

Dirty Category: Life I noticed that the skate park that I walk thru to get to work was disgustingly dirty today. Last year I remember thinking one day that I was surprised at how clean it was because it was so close to down town and punk ass kids are the majority of its users. Its just another example of how Calgary is going to shit. To many jobs so there is no one to take the crap ones; like cleaning up after me. 11:44 - 0 Comments - 0 Kudos - Add Comment - Edit - Remove

23 Mar 2007

I totally want this right now: Current mood: moody Category: Food and Restaurants 11:14 - 0 Comments - 0 Kudos - Add Comment - Edit - Remove

20 Mar 2007

rudest thing ever Current mood: annoyed Category: Romance and Relationships A few days ago I was talking to J-rock and she told me she got dumped via text message. I was like, god damn thats the rudest thing ever. But alas I was mistaken! The new rudest thing ever is to stop talking. 9:10 - 2 Comments - 2 Kudos - Add Comment - Edit - Remove

12 Mar 2007

Oblivious Current mood: Oblivious Last night the wind woke me up and I was laying there trying to get back to sleep and I was thinking, there could be a mass tornado, wind storm, cyclone, coming towards Calgary and I would be totally clueless. I never read the paper, watch the news, and when I listen to the radio I don't listen to the talking I just flip till I find a song that's good. Hell I didn't even know Britney shaved her head till a week after she did it. Currently listening : Barely Legal By The Hives Release date: 26 October, 2004 8:02 - 2 Comments - 4 Kudos - Add Comment - Edit - Remove

07 Mar 2007

Daylight Saving Time / Y2K all over Current mood: aggravated Category: News and Politics Wow we are going to save so much energy in two weeks extra on daylight savings time I can't wait !! It think they will be wasting more time and energy deciding the results of this then will actually be saved! That Energy Bill is mostly tax breaks ...freaking George Bush !! And not to mention all the exploding computers we are going to have like Y2K!! George W. Bush • "It isn't pollution that's harming the environment. It's the impurities in our air and water" Currently listening : Motivation By Sum 41 Release date: 12 March, 2002 10:00 - 0 Comments - 0 Kudos - Add Comment - Edit - Remove

My Passion is Yellow Current mood: blank Category: Blogging ..> ..> ..>..> Your Passion is Yellow You're a total sexual shape shifter. You possess a complex sex drive and are very adaptable. Of all the colors, you are the most likely to be bisexual. While you the most passionate, you are very open minded. What Color Is Your Passion? Most likely to be bi-sexual?? god damn too bad chicks are so bitchy! 9:55 - 0 Comments - 0 Kudos - Add Comment - Edit - Remove

01 Mar 2007

$6.5 billion dollars Current mood: sick Category: News and Politics The Alberta government's predicted surplus is $6.5 billion and will probably end up being more as the oil price is not likely going to take a nose dive. Now I totally didn't mind getting a cheque for $400 bucks last year but I would have much rather had that money spent on the smelly freaking bus system or hospitals. Mostly cause it would be nice to get to work on time and not have to watch 2 or 3 smelly buses go by me cause they are over-crowded. Hopefully this time they spend it on stuff that benefits Bernie Currently listening : Yeah By Usher Release date: 23 March, 2004 10:50 - 1 Comments - 2 Kudos - Add Comment - Edit - Remove

26 Feb 2007

back to work !! Category: Jobs, Work, Careers After not working for a week from being sick I'm so excited to be at work!! (haha what a fitting song!) Currently listening : The Sickness By Disturbed Release date: 07 March, 2000 7:52 - 1 Comments - 0 Kudos - Add Comment - Edit - Remove

20 Feb 2007

Moose Jaw Category: Travel and Places Took a road trip family day weekend to Moose Jaw! It was a great trip although it was quite blurry and cold there. My only question is what's the point of taking a boy on a road trip if you have to pump your own gas? Currently listening : Smash By Offspring Release date: 15 April, 1994 6:12 - 0 Comments - 0 Kudos - Add Comment - Edit - Remove

12 Feb 2007

UFO at my house Current mood: blah Category: Dreams and the Supernatural Check out those weird lights in the photo below. The ones you can see shining straight up! The pictures didn't turn out all the well but, it is aliens for sure!! I think I was anally probed to cause I've been in as good of mood as the gay guy at work lately!! 9:44 - 1 Comments - 2 Kudos - Add Comment - Edit - Remove

Sick of the snow!! Current mood: blah Currently listening : Nevermind By Nirvana Release date: 24 September, 1991 8:46 - 1 Comments - 2 Kudos - Add Comment - Edit - Remove

05 Feb 2007

Hookers and blow Current mood: uncomfortable Category: Parties and Nightlife Sarah and Derek came to town so we went out Friday to sing karaoke, eat, drink beer, and to pick up some chicks. I did all but the last cause chicks are super bitchy.

05 Feb 2007

My mice are smokers Current mood: disgusted Category: disgusted Pets and Animals I took Friday off work to shop and I drove my car more that day then I have in a LONG LONG time! Saturday while I was driving around, some more, the service engine soon light came on. I opened the hood and found a bunch of cigarette butts on my engine. I looked and I was like what in the f*ck are there cigarette butts on the engine for, I pulled it off and proceeded to freak right out when I found out what it was...a mouse house. Amberlea, Derek, and Chad had me on the speakerphone in Chad's truck when I found this and totally made fun of my "feeling dirty" cause there were the most disgusting creatures on earth in my car. (I'm sure other people have sold their cars for having mice in them) The problem has now been resolved, the service light is off, the mouse crap pressure washed off the engine, and every mouse detouring product know to man is now in my car, but I still feel a little dirty every time I drive. Currently listening : Loser By Beck Release date: 18 January, 1994 10:38 - 2 Comments - 2 Kudos - Add Comment - Edit - Remove

26 Jan 2007

Kisses Current mood: TGIF bitches Category: TGIF bitches Life Last night I saw a kid on the train that reminded me of Vern's, Crystal's, something, something something's, someone, mailman, other guy … this kid Wade I can't remember if he is 7 or 9. Anyways … I was at Vern's place New Years Eve and before I left to go to a party little Wade wanted a kiss. So I let him give me one on the cheek … he bent to one knee did the little thing with his arm that hockey players do when they score a goal. Got up danced around and screamed out yay, waved his hands around the air, danced around the house some more, and did a bit of singing. Now a couple of weeks ago I kissed a new guy, the reaction was not at all the same, in fact I think he fell asleep 5 minutes after he kissed me. This is now going to be how I judge to see if a guy gets a second kiss if there is no dancing around, screaming yay, waving of the hands in the air and singing there will be no second kiss. Currently listening : Daughter By Pearl Jam Release date: 27 June, 1995 8:39 - 3 Comments - 2 Kudos - Add Comment - Edit - Remove

25 Jan 2007

Anal Sex Current mood: grumpy and tired and wanna kill people Category: grumpy and tired and wanna kill people Life There is this gay guy that is in the coffee room every morning when I go get my first coffee. I was wondering today why he is so freaking happy in the morning and I am so grumpy and tired and wanna kill people in the mornings. So I started to compare: ME: Work on floor 30 approx. same age approx. same income same work start time no anal sex Gay guy: Work on floor 30 approx. same age approx. same income same work start time anal sex Perhaps if I add anal sex to my life I won't be grumpy and tired and wanna kill people in the mornings. 8:31 - 2 Comments - 2 Kudos - Add Comment - Edit - Remove

24 Jan 2007

Weirdest Dream Ever Current mood: indescribable Category: Dreams and the Supernatural I had a dream last night that I had this new job. It was a job taking orders for meat. People called in gave me their orders and I entered them in a computer. I was there for a week and I really hated this job so I left early every day, at the end of the week I had a review. The boss was my old sex ed instructor that was a very old, stern lady. She told me that my production was only at 60% for the last hour of each day... I knew this cause i left early every day.. For some weird reason my mom was in my review too and she said that she didn't think I could do the job. I was so mad in my dream mad at the old lady for going to fire me cause I wasn't working and mad at my mom cause she told the lady to fire me... The screwed up thing was I was still angry when I woke up and I really hated this job and didn't want to do it anyways.... I think I need therapy! 1:08 - 1 Comments - 2 Kudos - Add Comment - Edit - Remove

17 Jan 2007

Five Minutes til Doomsday Current mood: Doomed Category: Doomed Life Doomsday Clock set forward by two minutes Updated Wed. Jan. 17 2007 11:08 AM ET CTV.ca News Staff The minute hand of the Doomsday Clock has been moved closer to the fatal midnight hour to reflect the growing concerns of global terrorism, the unchecked nuclear ambitions of Iran and North Korea and -- in a first -- the threat of climate change. The clock was first set 60 years ago by an elite group of nuclear scientists at the Bulletin of the Atomic Scientists, shortly after the United States dropped its atomic bombs on Japan. It was meant to symbolize the perils facing humanity from nuclear weapons. But for the first time, the clock is also registering the threat of global warming, which they call a "second nuclear age." The clock, which hangs in the University of Chicago, has been set at seven minutes to midnight since 2002. It was moved Wednesday to five minutes before the hour. "Not since the first atomic bombs were dropped on Hiroshima and Nagasaki has the world faced such perilous choices," the scientist said in a statement. "North Korea's recent test of a nuclear weapon, Iran's nuclear ambitions, a renewed emphasis on the military utility of nuclear weapons, the failure to adequately secure nuclear materials, and the continued presence of some 26,000 nuclear weapons in the United States and Russia are symptomatic of a failure to solve the problems posed by the most destructive technology on Earth." "The dangers posed by climate change are nearly as dire as those posed by nuclear weapons," the statement continued. "The effects may be less dramatic in the short term than the destruction that could be wrought by nuclear explosions, but over the next three to four decades climate change could cause irremediable harm to the habitats upon which human societies depend for survival." The Bulletin of the Atomic Scientists was founded by former Manhattan Project scientists who turned against nuclear weapons after developing the first atomic bomb. Over the past 60 years, their Doomsday clock has been moved 18 times. It moved to two minutes before midnight - its closest proximity to doom -- in 1953 after the United States and the Soviet Union detonated hydrogen bombs. It moved back to its furthest point from doom -- 17 minutes to midnight -- in 1991 when a new global nuclear arms treaty was signed. Its keepers last moved the clock's hand in February 2002, a few months after 9/11 and after the United States withdrew from the Anti-Ballistic Missile Treaty. The decision to move the minute hand is made by the Bulletin's Board of Directors in consultation with its Board of Sponsors, which include Stephen Hawking and 18 Nobel Laureates. MY VIEW: Back when I was in high school I remember lot's of talk about global warming and climate change and here it is 10 years later and now global warming and climate change are back in the main stream news again. What is up with that ? Did the reporters just forget about it for 10 years? Is it really a threat ? Is it just all political? A conspiracy to cover up something way bigger that is happening in the world? I personally don't have a problem with global warming, it stems down to survival of the fittest and evolution as I see it. We might evolve into warped mutated creates that are unknown to us but I'm sure that is what the chimps thought about the first humans... In theory we will evolve with our surroundings so what is the big deal about it anyways? 8:33 - 1 Comments - 0 Kudos - Add Comment - Edit - Remove

12 Jan 2007

Soccer Current mood: calm Category: Games Well looks like I done and got myself a soccer team! I'm very VERY glad it is a rec team and it's perfectly fine that I am not a soccer super star!! Wish me luck the first game is Monday night!! Currently listening : Dude (Looks Like a Lady) By Aerosmith 8:57 - 2 Comments - 2 Kudos - Add Comment - Edit - Remove

08 Jan 2007

SMRT how smart are you flat out genius Ok, theres not much I can say here accept congratulations! There is noone smarter than you. Well, except the few others who made it here. I mean Im just gonna leave it at that. Im sure your much too above what I could say. Take this test 3:57 - 0 Comments - 0 Kudos - Add Comment - Edit - Remove

03 Jan 2007

You are ...if you keep ramming me Current mood: amused Category: Life Vern and I were in the line up in Canadian Tire in Moose Jaw, Saskatchewan last week, getting a computer desk (that comes in a rather large box) and some stuff to pimp my ford. I don't know if you have ever been to Canadian Tire in Moose Jaw, Saskatchewan before but if you have you know how the line ups work. There is one isle with a cashier on either side. Anyways me and Vern were sitting there in line with this large desk in a box and this little old lady rams her cart in to the box trying to get by it 3 times. She then asks "Are you in this line first (meaning the one on the left)or am I ??" (she was first in the left line, me and Vern were in the line on the right but this box was huge so she couldn't get by) so instead of saying 'excuse me' or 'please move that great big box outta my way' she rams the box I looked at her and said "If you keep ramming me you'll be first." She apologized for ramming me after that. 11:33 - 1 Comments - 2 Kudos - Add Comment - Edit - Remove

I don't know your ****ing name. Current mood: working A couple weeks back, before Christmas, Shyla came over for supper. She brought with her some captain, and we did a bit of sailing. Then the grand idea of going to the crappy bar by my house came into play. We went, did a bit more sailing, and ended up playing some pool. I was on a team with this guy who's name kept escaping me, so I was calling him "Team", it was fitting as we were on the same team. So after about 20 minutes of play and me cheering for "Team" he walks up to me and says to me "my names not Dean" 11:27 - 2 Comments - 4 Kudos - Add Comment - Edit - Remove

18 Dec 2006

From now on: Current mood: sleepy Category: Fashion, Style, Shopping - I'm only telling people when I do comb my hair. - People are only getting square presents or presents that come in boxes from me. 7:38 - 1 Comments - 2 Kudos - Add Comment - Edit - Remove

13 Dec 2006

Freaking Walmart Current mood: aggravated Category: Fashion, Style, Shopping 11:14 - 0 Comments - 0 Kudos - Add Comment - Edit - Remove

Can you do me a favour? ....Push on the window! Current mood: content Yesterday I moved into the office at the end. I went to pull the blinds up (cause I like to stare out the window) but the blinds didn't work, the string was missing. I figured I could tie them up, so I got some string and stood on the registor, tied the first one and I was fine. Then I looked down and remembered: "Can you do me a favor?" "Ya, sure, what?" " Push on the window!" Let's just say the second one didn't go as well. LESSON LEARNED : DON'T LOOK DOWN!! 9:10 - 3 Comments - 2 Kudos - Add Comment - Edit - Remove

07 Nov 2006

ppfffttttt Current mood: embarrassed Category: Blogging I just found the ADD IMAGE button. What a rip off !! I was writing the HTML code before !! 2:50 - 2 Comments - 2 Kudos - Add Comment - Edit - Remove

03 Nov 2006

Shares Current mood: anxious Category: Jobs, Work, Careers Someone called me today to see how many shares where outstanding and issued, I looked it up and told him 14, 138, 914. What I then learned from this man : 1 . His sister lived in Alberta about 25 years ago near Bragg Creek, she made a butt load (his words) of money selling her land. 2. Alberta people are racist. why? because we are all rich from oil 3. His sister is also racist. 4. It is best to buy shares when they are at a low price. This was a half an hour phone conversation and I can't recall right now what else I learned from this man, I must have not really been listening while I was trying not to laugh my ass off. 2:36 - 2 Comments - 2 Kudos - Add Comment - Edit - Remove

01 Nov 2006

Halloween Current mood: amused Is it wrong to make kids sing for their candy? I didn't think so, I had to at pretty much every house when i was a kid!! Making them sing provided some real entertainment value. We got sung a vast variety of songs. The best one was "thriller" those kids where awesome they even did a dance with it. I got a couple of bratty kids with snotty answers: Them: Trick or treat? Me: Can you sing a song? Them: No Me: Well no candy for you i guess. Them: We have candy, you sing a song! Me: Get off my property before I take the hose to you !!! I was talking to my dad last night and they got 0 kids at their place, now he has to eat 20 chocolate bars !! 6:16 - 2 Comments - 2 Kudos - Add Comment - Edit - Remove

31 Oct 2006

Finally Current mood: chipper Category: Movies, TV, Celebrities I have been in the best mood ever cause I heard on the radio this am that Ryan Phillippe is FINALLY single !!! I need to go marry him !!! or at least fornicate with him !! You can come to the wedding or take a video of the fornication. .. DEMAND KORN IN CALGARY 2:30 - 0 Comments - 0 Kudos - Add Comment - Edit - Remove

25 Oct 2006

I made a space. Current mood: complacent Category: Web, HTML, Tech