Time flies ..or does it?

me "hey its Wednesday... its garbage day.... mmm.... where did the week go seems like it was just yesterday that you took out the garbage..."

wes"thats cause it was yesterday ..you said take out the garbage its garbage night"

me "ha ha ha ... opps"


...god i love old age

One year ....

Holly Smolly

It's been 1 year since we moved to Moose Jaw!

feels like we've only been here for 3 months sometimes!

The Bridge

Yesterday on the way bike ride home from work while I was crossing the bridge some guy said to me "You are not suppose to ride across the bridge." Instead of coming back with actual rules and that the sign says yield to pedestrians and doesn't say dismount while crossing I came back at him with another golden rule "You aren't suppose to talk to strangers." and continued riding across.

work bathroom ... weird

Blah blah blah blah

At the check out at Zellers today I heard Blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah.

I said to Wes, "That sounds like Jaxson."

Turned around and looked over by the doors and sure enough there was Jaxson.
Blah blah blah blah Blah blah blah blah Blah blah blah blah



to hear Blah blah blah blah watch Video

Imformation Center

Every been in a new place, not sure what there is to do there so you see a sign that says information center and follow?
Well I sure have, yesterday Wes and I were in Fort Qu'appelle, we weren't sure where to go so we stopped at the information center in town. It was very helpful, there was a lady in there that gave us pamphlets, recommended places, and gave us directions. There was also a local artist showing off her amazing work in there. Once we were done we decided on Echo Lake Provincial Park. There was no one at the gate when we went in so we drove around for a while till we came across a park information center sign, we followed the long pot hole infested road. We finally got to, none of the doors were open, there was only one sign on it, that said "Visitor Center"
As Wes called, here is the least informative information center ever:

I caught a fish

..enough for half a fish stick ... but it's a start!i super zoomed in on it so you can tell its a fish

then i threw it back for next year!

Moose Jaw sucks at the internets

I finally found a business that advertised their website.

www.mjsnowhut.com

We Almost Died

A couple of weeks ago we took the raft out to Buffalo Pound. It was a super hot day we got out there got the tent set up and the raft blown up and realized.... we forgot the paddles. We booted'er back to Moose Jaw grabbed them and set out on the lake. Then a massive storm blew and I mean FAST. Here we were stuck in the middle of the lake the wind was blowing like mad, it was raining, thundering and lightening. We started to paddle, but to no avale, the wind was taking us further and further away from the beach. There was white caps on the lake from the wind and the beach was still getting further away no matter how hard we paddled. Luckiley a boat came to our rescue and towed us to shore.. if not for them we would still be paddling our way back to our campsite.

Biking

Today Wes and I went for a bike ride. Wakama Valley ...very nice ... lots of trees...very green...
and I got pooped on by a bird, ate a bug, and did a face plant off my bike.

The End.

Walmart Sucks

I got some camping pots for Christmas and one of them was defective so I went to the Walmart to take it back as that's where they were purchased at, Vern and Wes came along. Vern also had a camera that was defective so he was going to return that too ...
I was first in the return line and it being a gift I didn't have a receipt .. apparently that is a problem. I kinda made a big deal outta it cause I hate walmart and went on a little rant about the store selling me crap that came broken and how walmart sucks and blah blah blah the lady told me it was because ppl were getting stuff at places like canadian tire and returning it there .. when I was done my ranting, Vern came up walking with his chest all pumped out carrying his receipt like it was a golden ticket, he says "This is how you do it, I have a receipt!" The lady looks at the receipt, casually looks up and says, "Yes and this receipt is from Superstore" .... I almost peed my pants on the way to Canadian Tire to return my camping pots! (and yes they exchanged them for me)

Bush goes to school

President Bush goes to an elementary school to talk about the war.

After his talk, he offers to answer questions.

One little boy puts up his hand and the president asks him his name.

"I'm Billy, sir."

"And what's your question, Billy?"

"I have three questions, sir.

-Why did the US invade Iraq without the support of the UN?

-Why are you President when Al Gore got more votes?

-And whatever happened to Osama Bin Laden?"

Just then the bell rings for recess.

Bush announces that they'll continue after recess.

When they return, Bush asks, "OK, where were we?

Question time!

Who has a question?"

Another little boy raises his hand.

The president asks his name.

"I'm Steve, sir."

"And what's your question, Steve?"

"I have five questions, sir.

-Why did the US invade Iraq without the support of the UN?

-Why are you President when Al Gore got more votes?

-Whatever happened to Osama Bin Laden?

-Why did the recess bell go off twenty minutes early?

-And what the fuck happened to Billy?"

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"The public wants entertainment not information." William Randolph Hearst

I watched a biography entitled PARIS HILTON INC. yesterday just to see why she was famous. I've often wondered why she is in every magazine and why everything she seems to do is news. As it turns out I was right she is famous for nothing!
I always thought she was stupid but turns out she is brilliant, she is making millions by self promotion to the media. One way she does this is by telling the paparazzi what she will be doing in a day and changing her clothes for everything cause no one will pay for a photo with the same clothes on....


"Famous for doing nothing, she is the ultimate manifestation of our obsession with celebrity
culture and the massive profits that it wields. " http://www.cbc.ca/doczone/parishiltoninc/index.html

Mini.......wheats wheats wheats

I have the mini wheats song stuck in my head for days! I was at the store singing it and came home with 2 boxes of them and now every morning I wake up and sing the song ..

My little story takes place on a tropical villa

I feel in love with a flavour, yes it was vanilla

Mini.......wheats wheats wheats I want the vanilla for so long

Mini wheats wheats wheats its high in fiber you can't go wrong

Vanilla flavour mixed with wheat put em together you cant be beat

Vanilla flavour mixed with wheat tastes so good, what a treat.

5 years later ..........

We went to Saskatoon on the weekend. I've been telling Derek since he got his tattoo stuff that I wanted a tattoo. That was 5 years ago, I finally got one. Well actually its only half done cause I'm a giant pussy face and only managed to last through half of it. It looks pretty bitching even tho it isn't done yet... hopefully it won't take me another 5 years to getter done...