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Bye Bye Poopy

2011-01-19T10:10:00.000-08:00

Jaxson was over here awhile ago and his dad was helping him out with the bathroom cause well he's little

we then heard him sing out "Bye Bye Poopy" and then a flush

pickles

2010-08-16T19:01:00.000-07:00

Can I have a pickle?

No you can't have a pickle! We're in a pickle!

from Horders

no fountain pop

2010-04-27T22:34:00.000-07:00

James Restaurant - Moose Jaw

went in there for lunch today - decised to get the buffet

as we were sitting down we said - yep we will have the buffet and tried to order a water

pop - you have pop - what kind??

no thanks - we will both just have water

pop ... fountain pop- what kind -?? --while talking he is drawing the shape of a cup...

fountain pop - free refill - pop fountain pop -what kind?? you have pop

no we will just have water thanks

pop fountain pop - what kind ?

no thanks just a glass of water please

Finally he gave up trying to push the pop on us ... and as he walks away shaking his head ...

and won't go back there ... unless I want a fountain pop

Trip to Regina

2010-02-14T00:35:00.000-08:00

i have a following

2009-05-14T16:30:00.001-07:00

woot i can get rid of the no-one reads my blog shirt i have cause i just found out someone reads my blog - woot

crazy - i thought the shamwow guy would have no problem getting chicks

2009-03-28T13:45:00.001-07:00

shamwow guy told cops he paid a hooker $1000 in cash after she "propositioned him for straight sex." shamwow guy said that when he kissed her, she suddenly "bit his tongue and would not let go." shamwow guy then punched her several times until she released his tongue

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/years/2009/0327092sham1.html

oh.... GW

2009-03-22T00:10:00.000-07:00

http://www.publicintegrity.org/investigations/broken_government/articles/full_list/

Time flies ..or does it?

2008-12-17T23:09:00.000-08:00

me "hey its Wednesday... its garbage day.... mmm.... where did the week go seems like it was just yesterday that you took out the garbage..."

wes"thats cause it was yesterday ..you said take out the garbage its garbage night"

me "ha ha ha ... opps"

...god i love old age

One year ....

2008-09-01T06:23:00.000-07:00

Holly Smolly

It's been 1 year since we moved to Moose Jaw!

feels like we've only been here for 3 months sometimes!

The Bridge

2008-08-02T11:40:00.000-07:00

Yesterday on the way bike ride home from work while I was crossing the bridge some guy said to me "You are not suppose to ride across the bridge." Instead of coming back with actual rules and that the sign says yield to pedestrians and doesn't say dismount while crossing I came back at him with another golden rule "You aren't suppose to talk to strangers." and continued riding across.

work bathroom ... weird

2008-07-08T18:53:00.000-07:00

Blah blah blah blah

2008-07-07T18:37:00.000-07:00

At the check out at Zellers today I heard Blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah.

I said to Wes, "That sounds like Jaxson."

Turned around and looked over by the doors and sure enough there was Jaxson.
Blah blah blah blah Blah blah blah blah Blah blah blah blah

to hear Blah blah blah blah watch Video

Imformation Center

2008-07-01T07:35:00.000-07:00

Every been in a new place, not sure what there is to do there so you see a sign that says information center and follow?
Well I sure have, yesterday Wes and I were in Fort Qu'appelle, we weren't sure where to go so we stopped at the information center in town. It was very helpful, there was a lady in there that gave us pamphlets, recommended places, and gave us directions. There was also a local artist showing off her amazing work in there. Once we were done we decided on Echo Lake Provincial Park. There was no one at the gate when we went in so we drove around for a while till we came across a park information center sign, we followed the long pot hole infested road. We finally got to, none of the doors were open, there was only one sign on it, that said "Visitor Center"
As Wes called, here is the least informative information center ever:

I caught a fish

2008-06-30T20:40:00.000-07:00

..enough for half a fish stick ... but it's a start!i super zoomed in on it so you can tell its a fish

then i threw it back for next year!

Moose Jaw sucks at the internets

2008-06-30T07:38:00.000-07:00

I finally found a business that advertised their website.

www.mjsnowhut.com

We Almost Died

2008-06-25T23:28:00.000-07:00

A couple of weeks ago we took the raft out to Buffalo Pound. It was a super hot day we got out there got the tent set up and the raft blown up and realized.... we forgot the paddles. We booted'er back to Moose Jaw grabbed them and set out on the lake. Then a massive storm blew and I mean FAST. Here we were stuck in the middle of the lake the wind was blowing like mad, it was raining, thundering and lightening. We started to paddle, but to no avale, the wind was taking us further and further away from the beach. There was white caps on the lake from the wind and the beach was still getting further away no matter how hard we paddled. Luckiley a boat came to our rescue and towed us to shore.. if not for them we would still be paddling our way back to our campsite.

Biking

2008-06-25T23:15:00.000-07:00

Today Wes and I went for a bike ride. Wakama Valley ...very nice ... lots of trees...very green...
and I got pooped on by a bird, ate a bug, and did a face plant off my bike.

The End.

Walmart Sucks

2008-06-25T23:04:00.000-07:00

I got some camping pots for Christmas and one of them was defective so I went to the Walmart to take it back as that's where they were purchased at, Vern and Wes came along. Vern also had a camera that was defective so he was going to return that too ...
I was first in the return line and it being a gift I didn't have a receipt .. apparently that is a problem. I kinda made a big deal outta it cause I hate walmart and went on a little rant about the store selling me crap that came broken and how walmart sucks and blah blah blah the lady told me it was because ppl were getting stuff at places like canadian tire and returning it there .. when I was done my ranting, Vern came up walking with his chest all pumped out carrying his receipt like it was a golden ticket, he says "This is how you do it, I have a receipt!" The lady looks at the receipt, casually looks up and says, "Yes and this receipt is from Superstore" .... I almost peed my pants on the way to Canadian Tire to return my camping pots! (and yes they exchanged them for me)

Bush goes to school

2008-02-20T20:25:00.000-08:00

President Bush goes to an elementary school to talk about the war.

After his talk, he offers to answer questions.

One little boy puts up his hand and the president asks him his name.

"I'm Billy, sir."

"And what's your question, Billy?"

"I have three questions, sir.

-Why did the US invade Iraq without the support of the UN?

-Why are you President when Al Gore got more votes?

-And whatever happened to Osama Bin Laden?"

Just then the bell rings for recess.

Bush announces that they'll continue after recess.

When they return, Bush asks, "OK, where were we?

Question time!

Who has a question?"

Another little boy raises his hand.

The president asks his name.

"I'm Steve, sir."

"And what's your question, Steve?"

"I have five questions, sir.

-Why did the US invade Iraq without the support of the UN?

-Why are you President when Al Gore got more votes?

-Whatever happened to Osama Bin Laden?

-Why did the recess bell go off twenty minutes early?

-And what the fuck happened to Billy?"

"The public wants entertainment not information." William Randolph Hearst

2008-02-19T11:13:00.000-08:00

I watched a biography entitled PARIS HILTON INC. yesterday just to see why she was famous. I've often wondered why she is in every magazine and why everything she seems to do is news. As it turns out I was right she is famous for nothing!
I always thought she was stupid but turns out she is brilliant, she is making millions by self promotion to the media. One way she does this is by telling the paparazzi what she will be doing in a day and changing her clothes for everything cause no one will pay for a photo with the same clothes on....

"Famous for doing nothing, she is the ultimate manifestation of our obsession with celebrity
culture and the massive profits that it wields. " http://www.cbc.ca/doczone/parishiltoninc/index.html

Mini.......wheats wheats wheats

2008-02-05T06:55:00.000-08:00

I have the mini wheats song stuck in my head for days! I was at the store singing it and came home with 2 boxes of them and now every morning I wake up and sing the song ..

My little story takes place on a tropical villa

I feel in love with a flavour, yes it was vanilla

Mini.......wheats wheats wheats I want the vanilla for so long

Mini wheats wheats wheats its high in fiber you can't go wrong

Vanilla flavour mixed with wheat put em together you cant be beat

Vanilla flavour mixed with wheat tastes so good, what a treat.

5 years later ..........

2008-01-15T14:24:00.000-08:00

We went to Saskatoon on the weekend. I've been telling Derek since he got his tattoo stuff that I wanted a tattoo. That was 5 years ago, I finally got one. Well actually its only half done cause I'm a giant pussy face and only managed to last through half of it. It looks pretty bitching even tho it isn't done yet... hopefully it won't take me another 5 years to getter done...

I am Legend

2007-12-23T18:04:00.000-08:00

We went and saw I am Legend last night. I was a pretty good movie, I screamed and jumped quite a few times while watching it. However it was a lot like 28 days/weeks later - man made virus turns almost everyone into creatures that feed off the non-infected people. If I had not just watched 28 days and 28 weeks later I would have probably liked this movie a heck off a lot more but having just watched those.

Spoiled Rotten

2007-12-16T10:44:00.000-08:00

Wow what a great deal 9lbs of Christmas oranges for 5 bucks! Every year that goes through my head and every year I buy one of those boxes. Every year at least half of the freaking box is rotten.
Do they line the bottom half with the rotten ones then a nice layer of fresh ones on the top so when you open the box you don't see the bad ones? Is this how they can make a profit at 50 cents a pound?

Told ya Moose Jaw was a good place to move!

2007-12-04T23:49:00.000-08:00

Shopping at Christmas Time

2007-12-04T23:27:00.000-08:00

The yelling of a teenage girl at her dad was the first thing I encountered today when I went shopping. The yelling and screaming did pay off for her tho as I saw the item in question in her shopping cart when I saw her later. I do think the dad won a bit as she seemed to be paying for it by herself and didn't seem in any better of a mood than when she was yelling.
The second encounter I had was when I asked a question. When holiday shopping never ask questions, if you don't see it assume they don't have it and walk away. I inquired about Guitar Hero for the 360, and proceeded to get a 5 minute lecture about doing all my Christmas shopping in October from the cashier. There was also many parents yelling at their kids to stop doing one thing and start behaving.
I got all this and I was even doing Christmas shopping I was simply running in to get a new printer cartridge. Boy I can't wait to do my actual Christmas shopping!!

Ahhh Muffins

2007-11-22T10:43:00.000-08:00

Back in May a few of us from my soccer team were at a school and we happened upon a back room that had a Tim Horton's muffin dispenser. We had just finished a game and were all extremely hungry. I waited for my turn in line and got my favorite kind of all time, carrot with that cream cheese icing. This looked like the best muffin I was ever going to eat, it smelled so incredible. I was just about to take a bite of this mouth watering muffin and Wes woke me up!! We were camping during May long weekend, so I got woke up to cold, a tent, no toilet, no soap, I was so mad that I didn't get my muffin.......

I got reminded of this a couple of days ago, there was 3 of us, one of us was being picked to be sent to space. The one who had to go was the one that did the best on this test they were making us take, none of us wanted to go. The other 2 were able to sneak away and not do the test so they failed and didn't have to go. I snuck away too, but someone did my test for me... There was no getting out of it I had to go to space. I was tried everything to get out of going, but it was too late I was being forced to go. Just when I was about to board the space shuttle, Wes woke me up!

I suppose I have to forgive Wes for making me miss out on my muffin as he did save me from being sent to outer space.

Amero?

2007-11-21T11:22:00.000-08:00

I just watched Zeitgeist (which is available online at: http://www.zeitgeistmovie.com/ ). I recommend watching it as it will get you thinking...

I read lots of "conspiracy theory" web sites, watch lots of the documentaries so I'd heard most of the movie in some form before. The two things that stuck out in my mind were:
1. The Amero
2. Divide and Conquer

1. The Amero: I first heard of it a few months ago and my thought on this was the US would benefit the most from this happening as they have the largest debt within the 3 countries.
From the Federal Reserve Web site : "Flow of Funds Summary Statistics Second Quarter 2007 Combined, state and local governments and the federal government had outstanding debt of $7.1 trillion. " That is $7,100,000,000,000
Mexico's debt to the International Monetary Fund (IMF)shows a debt of 167,228 million total debt as of 2005, I also found a lot of articles about the US bailing out Mexico in 1986 when Mexico was unable to pay its debt to the IMF. So from what I can gather the USA is well invested in Mexico.

My prediction is that the US dollar will continue to fall (and I'm betting this fall is planned) then the Amero will be soon be introduced.

2.Divide and Conquer - so simple

This movie also revived my belief that George Bush is the worst choice for President...ever...
Ahh but I do love his quotes sometimes :
"Our enemies are innovative and resourceful, and so are we. They never stop thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people, and neither do we." --Washington, D.C., Aug. 5, 2004
"Brownie, you're doing a heck of a job." --to FEMA director Michael Brown, who resigned 10 days later amid criticism over his handling of the Hurricane Katrina debacle, Mobile, Ala., Sept. 2, 2005
"I know the human being and fish can coexist peacefully." --Saginaw, Mich., Sept. 29, 2000
"If this were a dictatorship, it'd be a heck of a lot easier, just so long as I'm the dictator." --Washington, D.C., Dec. 19, 2000

I still think that the world trade center was imploded, I have thought that since the day it happened when I watched the twin towers go down on TV and I remember thinking 'wow that looks an awful lot like the planned demolitions I watched on the Discovery channel a couple weeks ago'.

Doe a deer

2007-11-16T11:34:00.000-08:00

Last night I was on my way to go farming and the ipod crapped out so I pulled over to fix it, this nice guy stopped to see if I was ok, I was, so he drove off, I gave up on the ipod and drove off myself. Not 3 minutes later I see a car pulled over on the side of the road. Same guy, I stopped, the poor guy smacked a deer.

I felt bad this poor guy stops to help then ends up smacking a deer...

ahhh the wind

2007-11-13T16:34:00.001-08:00

I don't really like how windy it's been today but, it does give me a great excuse as to why my hair is so messy!

Regina is a hood...

2007-11-09T15:56:00.000-08:00

Went to Regina yesterday, I've heard it was dumpy but, after driving around a bit today most of the town is total ghetto. For all those unfamiliar with Regina but familiar with Calgary, imagine an entire city made up of Forest Lawn and Vic Park.

I am Criss Angel in Reverse

2007-11-08T21:57:00.000-08:00

So I thought I had the habit of misplacing stuff.. ex)my keys, cell phone, etc. but then it magically turns up in the weirdest places and I don't recall putting the stuff there. Its been happening for years and today I finally figured it out, I'm not misplacing things, I am Criss Angel in Reverse. I have to ability to think of an object and make it disappear for a while then make it magically reappear in a totally different spot.... This is the only logical explanation I can find for me "misplacing" my keys on a daily basis.

MY SPACE IMPORTS (sick of My Space)

2007-11-05T17:03:00.000-08:00

05 Nov 2007

Ahhh "A case of the Mondays"
Current mood: sad
Category: sad Life

Today at work, I was on a call with a guy we had to book a guy to go to his house cause I couldn't fix his problem from the office. I was ok well we can't book it for tomorrow cause tomorrow is Saturday ... the guy laughed and reminded me it was only Monday... I was sad.

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31 Oct 2007

re-newed blog
Current mood: accomplished

I was just thinking about the one snotty brat that came trick or treating at Tonis place last night when i remembered i wrote about it on here and then i thought man i need to start writing shit down again so i can remeber all the fun stuff i do

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10 Apr 2007

Remember
Current mood: forgetful
Category: forgetful Pets and Animals

Jared: "This is my new cat: Little Jerry Seindfeild"

Vern: picks him up, pets him and says "He's Cute, hey Bern, remember that time we got in a fight and I threw a cat at you?"

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learn
Current mood: amused

Learnt a valuable lesson this weekend:

If people are drinking a crap load of rye don't let them fix your car, especially the breaks!!

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30 Mar 2007

short people creep me out
Category: Fashion, Style, Shopping

What height qualifies a person as a miget?
I think anything under 5'5" should be quailified as a miget. People under that height should have to go live on an island, preferably PEI.

There is this chick on the bus that I'm so afraid I'm going to step on her and squash her... she's tiny ..If this was back in the cave man days she would totally be the first to get eaten by a lion cause her legs are like 2ft and have you ever seen a miget run ?? But I bet she can get her pants on like really fast ....

Currently listening :
Renegades
By Rage Against the Machine
Release date: 05 December, 2000

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28 Mar 2007

Tire
Current mood: sleepy
Category: Life

Holy shit balls... am I ever tired today!

Wish I could sleep as soon as I get home but NO I have to have an obsession with America's Next Top Model and have to watch that.

On a TV related note I should totally cancel my cable as I don't remember the last time I even watched TV (besides America's Next Top Model and that's on peasant view) ... but then again I do like to waste money on stupid shit ..like $70 in one month on text messages

Currently listening :
Give It Away
By Red Hot Chili Peppers
Release date: 27 November, 1991

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27 Mar 2007

WALMART FINALLY GOT ME !!!!
Current mood: cynical
Category: Fashion, Style, Shopping

I hate Walmart and I avoid it like the plague, but Saturday I found myself stuck! I was running late going to a 2 year olds birthday in Airdrie and I still hadn't gotten her a present !! I was going up deerfoot towards Airdrie and I saw it "WALMART" I was like god damn it !!!! I didn't know what else to do and I couldn't go to a freaking 2 year olds party with out a present. I pulled off the 64th exit and headed to the Walmart. I was cursing the whole time..freaking stupid walmart..errr errr errrr.. so I probably wasn't in the best mood ever while going in; anyways I dashed to the toy isle got some age appropriate toys for the 2 year old; dashed again over to the card/ gift bag area to get those. Then dashed to the line and came to a halt! The experience till then wasn't too bad, the toy sections and the card sections were both well labeled so I had no problems there but that line up !!! After waiting forever, I finally made it to the cashier and what do I get ??? freaking attitude from the freaking cashier

Bernie : "Could you please just put the stuff in that gift bag? " (mostly cause I didnt want anyone to know I shopped at walmart and a little bit to save a plastic tree)

Cashier: while rolling her eyes "please"

Bernie: "I said please"

Cashier: while standing there staring at me and not moving "I didn't hear it"

Bernie: "I don't care, PLEASE hurry the fuck up!!"

I don't care how many 2 year olds go without presents from me I'm never going to the freaking Walmart again!!

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ERRRR
Current mood: annoyed
Category: Life

Last night I could feel myself coming out of my winter, everyone should get the hell outta my way and go die, mood. I felt like I would wake up and the sun would be shining and the birds singing and everything would be merry and bright... but then I woke up and all hopes of my spring, happy go lucky & everyone eat drink and be merry, mood had been buried!!

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26 Mar 2007

Dirty
Category: Life

I noticed that the skate park that I walk thru to get to work was disgustingly dirty today. Last year I remember thinking one day that I was surprised at how clean it was because it was so close to down town and punk ass kids are the majority of its users. Its just another example of how Calgary is going to shit. To many jobs so there is no one to take the crap ones; like cleaning up after me.

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23 Mar 2007

I totally want this right now:
Current mood: moody
Category: Food and Restaurants

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20 Mar 2007

rudest thing ever
Current mood: annoyed
Category: Romance and Relationships

A few days ago I was talking to J-rock and she told me she got dumped via text message. I was like, god damn thats the rudest thing ever. But alas I was mistaken! The new rudest thing ever is to stop talking.

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12 Mar 2007

Oblivious
Current mood: Oblivious

Last night the wind woke me up and I was laying there trying to get back to sleep and I was thinking, there could be a mass tornado, wind storm, cyclone, coming towards Calgary and I would be totally clueless. I never read the paper, watch the news, and when I listen to the radio I don't listen to the talking I just flip till I find a song that's good.
Hell I didn't even know Britney shaved her head till a week after she did it.

Currently listening :
Barely Legal
By The Hives
Release date: 26 October, 2004

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07 Mar 2007

Daylight Saving Time / Y2K all over
Current mood: aggravated
Category: News and Politics

Wow we are going to save so much energy in two weeks extra on daylight savings time I can't wait !! It think they will be wasting more time and energy deciding the results of this then will actually be saved! That Energy Bill is mostly tax breaks ...freaking George Bush !!

And not to mention all the exploding computers we are going to have like Y2K!!

George W. Bush • "It isn't pollution that's harming the environment. It's the impurities in our air and water"

Currently listening :
Motivation
By Sum 41
Release date: 12 March, 2002

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My Passion is Yellow
Current mood: blank
Category: Blogging

..> ..> ..>..>

Your Passion is Yellow

You're a total sexual shape shifter.
You possess a complex sex drive and are very adaptable.
Of all the colors, you are the most likely to be bisexual.
While you the most passionate, you are very open minded.

What Color Is Your Passion?

Most likely to be bi-sexual?? god damn too bad chicks are so bitchy!

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01 Mar 2007

$6.5 billion dollars
Current mood: sick
Category: News and Politics

The Alberta government's predicted surplus is $6.5 billion and will probably end up being more as the oil price is not likely going to take a nose dive.

Now I totally didn't mind getting a cheque for $400 bucks last year but I would have much rather had that money spent on the smelly freaking bus system or hospitals. Mostly cause it would be nice to get to work on time and not have to watch 2 or 3 smelly buses go by me cause they are over-crowded.

Hopefully this time they spend it on stuff that benefits Bernie

Currently listening :
Yeah
By Usher
Release date: 23 March, 2004

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26 Feb 2007

back to work !!
Category: Jobs, Work, Careers

After not working for a week from being sick I'm so excited to be at work!!

(haha what a fitting song!)

Currently listening :
The Sickness
By Disturbed
Release date: 07 March, 2000

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20 Feb 2007

Moose Jaw
Category: Travel and Places

Took a road trip family day weekend to Moose Jaw! It was a great trip although it was quite blurry and cold there. My only question is what's the point of taking a boy on a road trip if you have to pump your own gas?

Currently listening :
Smash
By Offspring
Release date: 15 April, 1994

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12 Feb 2007

UFO at my house
Current mood: blah
Category: Dreams and the Supernatural

Check out those weird lights in the photo below. The ones you can see shining straight up! The pictures didn't turn out all the well but, it is aliens for sure!!

I think I was anally probed to cause I've been in as good of mood as the gay guy at work lately!!

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Sick of the snow!!
Current mood: blah

Currently listening :
Nevermind
By Nirvana
Release date: 24 September, 1991

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05 Feb 2007

Hookers and blow
Current mood: uncomfortable
Category: Parties and Nightlife

Sarah and Derek came to town so we went out Friday to sing karaoke, eat, drink beer, and to pick up some chicks.

I did all but the last cause chicks are super bitchy.

05 Feb 2007

My mice are smokers
Current mood: disgusted
Category: disgusted Pets and Animals

I took Friday off work to shop and I drove my car more that day then I have in a LONG LONG time! Saturday while I was driving around, some more, the service engine soon light came on. I opened the hood and found a bunch of cigarette butts on my engine. I looked and I was like what in the f*ck are there cigarette butts on the engine for, I pulled it off and proceeded to freak right out when I found out what it was...a mouse house. Amberlea, Derek, and Chad had me on the speakerphone in Chad's truck when I found this and totally made fun of my "feeling dirty" cause there were the most disgusting creatures on earth in my car. (I'm sure other people have sold their cars for having mice in them)

The problem has now been resolved, the service light is off, the mouse crap pressure washed off the engine, and every mouse detouring product know to man is now in my car, but I still feel a little dirty every time I drive.

Currently listening :
Loser
By Beck
Release date: 18 January, 1994

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26 Jan 2007

Kisses
Current mood: TGIF bitches
Category: TGIF bitches Life

Last night I saw a kid on the train that reminded me of Vern's, Crystal's, something, something something's, someone, mailman, other guy … this kid Wade I can't remember if he is 7 or 9. Anyways …

I was at Vern's place New Years Eve and before I left to go to a party little Wade wanted a kiss. So I let him give me one on the cheek … he bent to one knee did the little thing with his arm that hockey players do when they score a goal. Got up danced around and screamed out yay, waved his hands around the air, danced around the house some more, and did a bit of singing.

Now a couple of weeks ago I kissed a new guy, the reaction was not at all the same, in fact I think he fell asleep 5 minutes after he kissed me.

This is now going to be how I judge to see if a guy gets a second kiss if there is no dancing around, screaming yay, waving of the hands in the air and singing there will be no second kiss.

Currently listening :
Daughter
By Pearl Jam
Release date: 27 June, 1995

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25 Jan 2007

Anal Sex
Current mood: grumpy and tired and wanna kill people
Category: grumpy and tired and wanna kill people Life

There is this gay guy that is in the coffee room every morning when I go get my first coffee.
I was wondering today why he is so freaking happy in the morning and I am so grumpy and tired and wanna kill people in the mornings.
So I started to compare:

ME:

Work on floor 30
approx. same age
approx. same income
same work start time
no anal sex

Gay guy:

Work on floor 30
approx. same age
approx. same income
same work start time
anal sex

Perhaps if I add anal sex to my life I won't be grumpy and tired and wanna kill people in the mornings.

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24 Jan 2007

Weirdest Dream Ever
Current mood: indescribable
Category: Dreams and the Supernatural

I had a dream last night that I had this new job.
It was a job taking orders for meat.
People called in gave me their orders and I entered them in a computer.
I was there for a week and I really hated this job so I left early every day, at the end of the week I had a review.
The boss was my old sex ed instructor that was a very old, stern lady.
She told me that my production was only at 60% for the last hour of each day... I knew this cause i left early every day..
For some weird reason my mom was in my review too and she said that she didn't think I could do the job.
I was so mad in my dream mad at the old lady for going to fire me cause I wasn't working and mad at my mom cause she told the lady to fire me...
The screwed up thing was I was still angry when I woke up and I really hated this job and didn't want to do it anyways....

I think I need therapy!

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17 Jan 2007

Five Minutes til Doomsday
Current mood: Doomed
Category: Doomed Life

Doomsday Clock set forward by two minutes

Updated Wed. Jan. 17 2007 11:08 AM ET

CTV.ca News Staff

The minute hand of the Doomsday Clock has been moved closer to the fatal midnight hour to reflect the growing concerns of global terrorism, the unchecked nuclear ambitions of Iran and North Korea and -- in a first -- the threat of climate change.
The clock was first set 60 years ago by an elite group of nuclear scientists at the Bulletin of the Atomic Scientists, shortly after the United States dropped its atomic bombs on Japan. It was meant to symbolize the perils facing humanity from nuclear weapons.
But for the first time, the clock is also registering the threat of global warming, which they call a "second nuclear age."
The clock, which hangs in the University of Chicago, has been set at seven minutes to midnight since 2002. It was moved Wednesday to five minutes before the hour.
"Not since the first atomic bombs were dropped on Hiroshima and Nagasaki has the world faced such perilous choices," the scientist said in a statement.
"North Korea's recent test of a nuclear weapon, Iran's nuclear ambitions, a renewed emphasis on the military utility of nuclear weapons, the failure to adequately secure nuclear materials, and the continued presence of some 26,000 nuclear weapons in the United States and Russia are symptomatic of a failure to solve the problems posed by the most destructive technology on Earth."
"The dangers posed by climate change are nearly as dire as those posed by nuclear weapons," the statement continued.
"The effects may be less dramatic in the short term than the destruction that could be wrought by nuclear explosions, but over the next three to four decades climate change could cause irremediable harm to the habitats upon which human societies depend for survival."
The Bulletin of the Atomic Scientists was founded by former Manhattan Project scientists who turned against nuclear weapons after developing the first atomic bomb.
Over the past 60 years, their Doomsday clock has been moved 18 times.
It moved to two minutes before midnight - its closest proximity to doom -- in 1953 after the United States and the Soviet Union detonated hydrogen bombs.
It moved back to its furthest point from doom -- 17 minutes to midnight -- in 1991 when a new global nuclear arms treaty was signed.
Its keepers last moved the clock's hand in February 2002, a few months after 9/11 and after the United States withdrew from the Anti-Ballistic Missile Treaty.
The decision to move the minute hand is made by the Bulletin's Board of Directors in consultation with its Board of Sponsors, which include Stephen Hawking and 18 Nobel Laureates.

MY VIEW:

Back when I was in high school I remember lot's of talk about global warming and climate change and here it is 10 years later and now global warming and climate change are back in the main stream news again. What is up with that ? Did the reporters just forget about it for 10 years? Is it really a threat ? Is it just all political? A conspiracy to cover up something way bigger that is happening in the world?

I personally don't have a problem with global warming, it stems down to survival of the fittest and evolution as I see it. We might evolve into warped mutated creates that are unknown to us but I'm sure that is what the chimps thought about the first humans... In theory we will evolve with our surroundings so what is the big deal about it anyways?

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12 Jan 2007

Soccer
Current mood: calm
Category: Games

Well looks like I done and got myself a soccer team!
I'm very VERY glad it is a rec team and it's perfectly fine that I am not a soccer super star!!

Wish me luck the first game is Monday night!!

Currently listening :
Dude (Looks Like a Lady)
By Aerosmith

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08 Jan 2007

SMRT

how smart are you
flat out genius

Ok, theres not much I can say here accept congratulations! There is noone smarter than you. Well, except the few others who made it here. I mean Im just gonna leave it at that. Im sure your much too above what I could say.

Take this test

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03 Jan 2007

You are ...if you keep ramming me
Current mood: amused
Category: Life

Vern and I were in the line up in Canadian Tire in Moose Jaw, Saskatchewan last week, getting a computer desk (that comes in a rather large box) and some stuff to pimp my ford.
I don't know if you have ever been to Canadian Tire in Moose Jaw, Saskatchewan before but if you have you know how the line ups work. There is one isle with a cashier on either side. Anyways me and Vern were sitting there in line with this large desk in a box and this little old lady rams her cart in to the box trying to get by it 3 times.
She then asks "Are you in this line first (meaning the one on the left)or am I ??" (she was first in the left line, me and Vern were in the line on the right but this box was huge so she couldn't get by) so instead of saying 'excuse me' or 'please move that great big box outta my way' she rams the box
I looked at her and said "If you keep ramming me you'll be first." She apologized for ramming me after that.

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I don't know your ****ing name.
Current mood: working

A couple weeks back, before Christmas, Shyla came over for supper. She brought with her some captain, and we did a bit of sailing.
Then the grand idea of going to the crappy bar by my house came into play.
We went, did a bit more sailing, and ended up playing some pool.
I was on a team with this guy who's name kept escaping me, so I was calling him "Team", it was fitting as we were on the same team. So after about 20 minutes of play and me cheering for "Team" he walks up to me and says to me "my names not Dean"

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18 Dec 2006

From now on:
Current mood: sleepy
Category: Fashion, Style, Shopping

- I'm only telling people when I do comb my hair.

- People are only getting square presents or presents that come in boxes from me.

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13 Dec 2006

Freaking Walmart
Current mood: aggravated
Category: Fashion, Style, Shopping

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Can you do me a favour? ....Push on the window!
Current mood: content

Yesterday I moved into the office at the end. I went to pull the blinds up (cause I like to stare out the window) but the blinds didn't work, the string was missing. I figured I could tie them up, so I got some string and stood on the registor, tied the first one and I was fine. Then I looked down and remembered:
"Can you do me a favor?"
"Ya, sure, what?"
" Push on the window!"
Let's just say the second one didn't go as well.

LESSON LEARNED : DON'T LOOK DOWN!!

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07 Nov 2006

ppfffttttt
Current mood: embarrassed
Category: Blogging

I just found the ADD IMAGE button.
What a rip off !!
I was writing the HTML code before !!

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03 Nov 2006

Shares
Current mood: anxious
Category: Jobs, Work, Careers

Someone called me today to see how many shares where outstanding and issued, I looked it up and told him 14, 138, 914.
What I then learned from this man :
1 . His sister lived in Alberta about 25 years ago near Bragg Creek, she made a butt load (his words) of money selling her land.
2. Alberta people are racist.
why? because we are all rich from oil
3. His sister is also racist.
4. It is best to buy shares when they are at a low price.

This was a half an hour phone conversation and I can't recall right now what else I learned from this man, I must have not really been listening while I was trying not to laugh my ass off.

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01 Nov 2006

Halloween
Current mood: amused

Is it wrong to make kids sing for their candy?

I didn't think so, I had to at pretty much every house when i was a kid!!

Making them sing provided some real entertainment value. We got sung a vast variety of songs. The best one was "thriller" those kids where awesome they even did a dance with it.

I got a couple of bratty kids with snotty answers:

Them: Trick or treat?
Me: Can you sing a song?
Them: No
Me: Well no candy for you i guess.
Them: We have candy, you sing a song!
Me: Get off my property before I take the hose to you !!!

I was talking to my dad last night and they got 0 kids at their place, now he has to eat 20 chocolate bars !!

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31 Oct 2006

Finally
Current mood: chipper
Category: Movies, TV, Celebrities

I have been in the best mood ever cause I heard on the radio this am that Ryan Phillippe is FINALLY single !!! I need to go marry him !!! or at least fornicate with him !!

You can come to the wedding or take a video of the fornication.

.. DEMAND KORN IN CALGARY

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25 Oct 2006

I made a space.
Current mood: complacent
Category: Web, HTML, Tech